Letters To God

Anon

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
-- Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now?
-- Jane

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
-- Bruce

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around the countries?
-- Nan

Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
-- Neil

Dear God,
If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
-- Denise

Dear God,
Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
-- Joyce