Canapagadians

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:50 pm

Hello,
Pagans

Canada?
Ontario?
Ottawa Area?

Is any one out there?

Post by **Librarian** » Fri Sep 16, 2005 10:11 pm

So how do you pronounce "Canapagadians"?

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 5:13 pm

Canapagadians
Can-a-pag-aid-ians (Noun): (1) A word that combines a derivative of the Cree word for Village (Kanata) and and the Latin word Pagan meaning rural. (2) The creation of willows messed up brain after too long looking at religious texts.

Post by **runewulf** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:12 am

heh heh... cute willow

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:43 pm

Thanks,
I love mushing language

soulsearcher · Post by **soulsearcher** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:29 pm

I'm from Canada...but not Ottawa...or even near Ontario. Is there anyone in the West???

Artemisblessed · Post by **Artemisblessed** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:42 am

i live in Massachusetts, but it's pretty close to Maine and if i wanted to i could probably go for a canada trip.

Post by **Crazy Healer Lady** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:24 am

I'm from Canada...but not Ottawa...or even near Ontario. Is there anyone in the West???

*waves*

Southern BC

Paganlight · Post by **Paganlight** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:37 am

soulsearcher wrote:but not Ottawa...or even near Ontario

*falls over laughing...*

Sorry. Arrogant Worms fan.
"I hate the skydome and the CN Tower too
I hate Nathan Phillips Square and the Ontario Zoo
The rents too high, the airs unclean
The beaches are dirty and the people are mean

And the women are big and the men are dumb
An the children are loopy cuz they live in a slum
The water is polluted and the mayor's a dork
They dress real bad and they think they're New York

In Toronto, Ontario

"You know, actually I think I hate all of Ontario"
"Oh yeah - me too!"

I hate Thunder Bay and Ottawa
Kitchener, Windsor, and Oshawa
London sucks and the Great Lakes suck
And Sarnia sucks and Turkey Point Sucks

I took a trip to Ontario to visit Brian Mulrooney
He beat me up and he stole my pants and he put me in a tree
I went to see the Maple Leafs and got hit in the head with a puck

"I don't even know how they did it, I was playing the organ at the time!"

Ontariiiiio Sucks

"actually, now tha I really think about it, I think I pretty much hate every gosh darn province and territory in our country! Except Alberta, yeah I love Alberta, lots of trees, rocks, dirt, cows, moomoo"

I hate Newfoundland cuz they talk so weird
And Prince Edward Island is too small
Nova Scotia's dumb cuz its the name of a bank
New Brunswick doesn't have a good mall
Quebec is revolting and it makes me mad
Ontario sucks, Ontario sucks,

"Manitoba's population density is 1.9 people per square kilometer. Now isn't that stupid!?"

Saskatchewan is boring and the people are old
And as for the territories, they're too cold!

"Ad the only really good thing about the province of British Columbia is that its right next to us!"

Cuz Alberta doesn't suck

But Calgary doessssssss!"

*ahem* *vanishes back to the UK*

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:28 pm

My poor Ontario, its so beautiful here and so diverse...

soulsearcher · Post by **soulsearcher** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:01 pm

PL...you make me sad...*sniffs* I live in BC. And I like it...sometimes. I'm glad to be living in the west...and not the east. Why did you post that???

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:04 pm

We Canadians are far too sensitive.

Kelreth · Post by **Kelreth** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 6:52 pm

Better than most Americans who can watch people be shot and not feel sorrow or pain

Willow · Post by **Willow** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 7:25 pm

Canadians can be pretty callous too. But I appreciate the sentiment nonetheless.

Post by **Crazy Healer Lady** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:59 pm

Arrogant Worms!! Yay!!

Southern BC is great, seriously. We get rained on most of the year and because of it we are privelledged enough to see some of the most beautiful scenery in the world, not to mention the biggest marijuana crops in North America. (speaking of which, huge bust on my rural little road. For a population of like 20 on my 3 mile-long road, we've had a lot of things happen. Murders, drug busts... ahem.)

Canada is great. I love it. I can go outside and have a shower nearly any time I want

I can climb a mountain of my very own. I can go into the hectic, clostrophobic city of Vancouver and people-watch and hang out with the bums while they draw pictures for cigarrettes. I can go to my friend's cheap cheap home ($400/month, 1 minute walking from the beach) and see the crazy stone's piled on stones in marvellous balancing acts that get washed away each tide but are diligently put back up like some magic act. It really is eerie.

Canada is green and wet and thriving.

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